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Hellloo? It's been a year! I told him. There was only silence.

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Someone asked the other day, 'What was your favourite fast food when you. We didn't have fast food when I was growing up,' I informed him. All. the food was slow.' 'C'mon, seriously. Where did you eat?' 'It was a place called "at home,"' I explained. Mum cooked every day and.

Dad got home from work, we sat down together at the dining room table. I didn't like what she put on my plate I was allowed to sit there. I did like it.' By this time, the other person was laughing so hard I was afraid he was. I didn't tell him the part about. I had to have permission to leave the table.  But here are some other things I would have told him about my childhood.

I figured his system could have handled it: Some parents NEVER owned their own house, never wore Levis, never set foot on a golf. Pizzas were not delivered to our home.. But milk was. All newspapers were delivered by boys and all boys delivered newspapers. We didn't have a television in our house until I was 1. It was, of. course, black and white, and the station went off the air at midnight. My parents never drove me to school.

I had a bicycle that weighed. I never had a telephone in my room. The only phone was on a party line. Before you could dial, you had to listen and make sure some people you. Movie stars kissed with their mouths shut.

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Just. don't blame me if they bust a gut laughing. Growing up isn't what it used to be, is it?

My Dad is cleaning out my grandmother's house (she died in December) and. Royal Crown Cola bottle.  In the bottle top was a stopper with a bunch of holes in it. I knew. immediately what it was, but my daughter had no idea.  She thought they. I knew it as the bottle.

Man, I am old! How many of these do you remember? Head lights dimmer switches on the floor. Ignition switches on the dashboard. Trouser leg clips for bicycles without chain guards. Soldering irons you heat on a gas burner. Using hand signals for cars without turn signals.

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Peashooters. 45 RPM records. Wash tub wringers. Hi- fi's. Metal ice trays with lever. Blue flashbulb. Cork popguns. Ford Zephyrs. If you remembered  0- 3 = You're still young. If you remembered.

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Peter starts his new job at the London Zoo and is given three tasks.  First is to. As he does this, a huge fish jumps. To show who is boss, Peter beats it to death with a. Realising his employer won't be best pleased; he disposes of the. Moving on to the second job of clearing out the chimp house, Peter is. He swipes at two.

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